Treat Master Pillows

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Is he sitting?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

How the goat got square eyes.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Know your dog - The brain.

Relaxing on a sofa

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"It's a setup."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'I always shop here. They don't sell low fat ice cream so the guilt is gone.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Le Chocolat!

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

Ice Cream.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

Lazy dog.

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Cake!

Hasta manana.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'