Treatmaster Pillows

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

Beers

To do before Saturday...

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Worker ant's To Do list.

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Parenting Business Deals

Out of patience

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

Cheers

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Prosecco

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

A very fine vintage

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.