Treat Taming Master Pillows

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Know your dog - The brain.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'Is he sitting?'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

'I need a new challenge...'

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

Self Service, Self Denial

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."