Horse Taming Pillows

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Litter Tray Training

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Agility God

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."