Treat Trader Pillows

The day the stock market went UP.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

City Boy.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Why markets crash.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'