Treatmaster Gifts

'Patience, consistency and treats are really great training tools...and they work well with dogs, too.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Beers

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Worker ant's To Do list.

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Toast'

A giant glass of red wine

Parenting Business Deals

Cheers

Out of patience

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"