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Mountaintop Dessert

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Think that pose will work for me? I need to ask my boss for a raise.'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Dog's Sandwich

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'Tell me where she hides the treats and I'll get you a straw.'

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

'Go to Daddy!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Who gets the special?'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Scooter thinks outside the box of treats