Trekker Gifts

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

'Go to Daddy!'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

Yeoman of the Guard

"I think I just chased the wrong squirrel."

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

Champagne area.

Mountaintop Dessert

'This is going to take me a while.'

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

"Wipe the treadmill after you've been stampeding!"

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

'Ready to trudge?'

Training for a speech