Train Trekking Enthusiasts Gifts

Train Ticket Robbery

The experienced backpacker.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A trevor of trainspotters

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

A white collar cow.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

Switchback Playground.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express