Toilet Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a fun and clever gift for the toilet ponderer? Explore our collection of playful items designed to bring a smile to anyone who enjoys a moment of contemplation on the throne.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Beginning Yarder.

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Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

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"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games." mockup

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

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'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.' mockup

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

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Progress?

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?' mockup

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

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'Cosmetic surgery.'

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'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

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"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand." mockup

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

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'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.' mockup

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

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'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.' mockup

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

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'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.' mockup

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

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'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?' mockup

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

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CREEPY AF AI

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

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