Toilet Thinker Prints

Where history's best ideas happen.

Eureka!

"This stool shall pass."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Personal Potty Trainer

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Wallpapering 4

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

Potty Training.

What Is This Crap?

Fat Kid 13- Goes for a ride

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Martha, throw away the Pooper Scooper!"

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Now wash your hooves.'

Toilet training for an adult.

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

"Yes. But before you become king you must learn to go potty..."

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'