Bathtub Thinker Prints

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Ecce homo!'

Round the Clock

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

Nature is not perfect

If toilets could talk

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

Prehistoric Graffito

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Saving the planet can be fun.'

Business Vacation.

Mr Meier calendar

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.