Laundromat Philosopher Gifts

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

Dreams I have had...

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Santa's wash day.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.