Laundromat Philosopher Prints

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Dreams I have had...

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"