Bathing Suit Skeptic Gifts

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

How to recover from a bad day

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Shower curtain call.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'