Bathing Suit Skeptic Prints

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.