
'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'
Add a playful touch to their space with pillows featuring clever, water-loving humor. Our bath suit skeptic-themed pillows bring comfort and a grin to their home décor.
'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
'More bubbles!'
"Think of it as a big puddle."
Woman pouring perfume into her bath.
'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'
'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'
I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.
Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.
"Did you check the SPF, dear?"
'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.
Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool
Loofah Lady
'He takes bathtime seriously.'
"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"
How to recover from a bad day
"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"
New Twenty Blades
Scotsman in the bath...
Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)
Water power.
'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'
I love bathtime.
"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."
"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"
Shower curtain call.
A spa bath at Mapledurham.
Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath
"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."
"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."
'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'
'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'
'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'
'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'
Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'
Explore our collection of funny mugs perfect for the bathing suit skeptic. Gift them a daily dose of humor themed around water adventures and swimwear skepticism.
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