Beauty Industry Critic Pillows

Toys for boys.

"The cost of a haircut? It depends on what's in your underpants."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

"She's genetically modified, you know."

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere." "How could you tell?" "Cuz the wrinkles are all stretched out of yer face."

Animal cosmetic testing

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Romee Strijd caricature

Magazines.

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

"...and the women who used the placebo makeup turned out to be just as attractive."

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

"I'm sorry, I can't help you - they just pay me to sit here and look pretty."

"I'm suck if this pressure to be beautiful all the time."

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

"I asked for razzle-dazzle – not frizzle-frazzle."

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

"People here seem to appreciate the before and after photos much more than my previous job."

What puberty used to do. What puberty apparently does now.

Glop With Packaging

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'

Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters