Cosmetics Industry Professional Gifts

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Have you no common scents?!'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Woman applying makeup

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Blend Schools

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"Your mascara is running."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

They don't test products on lab animals at Earthstone Cosmetics.

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.