Hair Salon Professional Gifts

'Specially formulated to add body.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Haircuts

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Hair Crop Circle

Rapunzel in the Morning

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Lego Haircut

Not you. Your hair.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

Hair Traffic control.

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"So, how do you want it?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Punk Rock?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.