Short Hair Advocates Pillows

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Military style hedgehog

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Rapunzel as a child.

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Is that a wig?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."