Short Hair Advocates Prints

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Military style hedgehog

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Rapunzel as a child.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Is that a wig?'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."