Hair Extension Advocate Pillows

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

The Hair Stylist of Seville

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

'Is that a wig?'

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"This is all my own hair."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

The haircut is invented

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'