Hair Extension Lover Pillows

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Rapunzel as a child.

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'How would I like it? How about like it was before you ruffled it?'

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

'Is that a wig?'

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'