Hair Extensions Pillows

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Shampoo.

Hair Crop Circle

Lesser known greek gods,

Pampered and poodled.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Lego Haircut

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

Hairstyles

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I'm thinkin' blond."

"Never marry an engineer."