Hair Extensions Pillows

'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Lego Haircut

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Curling your hair for no reason

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

The barber

"A shave and a shine."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The Hair Stylist of Seville

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Hairstyles

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."