Housing Extension Pillows

'We need another bathroom.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

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'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

A couple with a new baby

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'