Housing Extension Pillows

'We need another bathroom.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

A couple with a new baby

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'