Hair Styling Pillows

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

'I'll take the number 7.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

The Queens Guard hair do.

Got anything for horse hair?

Haircuts 20% off.

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

A pod of bleached whales,

When Rob used the word 'love' he was always talking about his hair.

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Lego Haircut

Mop chop.

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

Barber College - Sam's Hats.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

The split end is near.

Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Just the usual, thanks.

"A shave and a shine."

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

"...and how would sir like it?"

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

A styling moose.

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."