Hair Styling Gifts

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

Man has the top of his head cut off by a home barber kit.

Brigitte devises a way to double her productivity.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'I'll take the number 7.'

"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."

Haircuts 20% off.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

1420: The court of Henry V. "Good news Sire! We have apprehended the man who cut your hair!"

The Queens Guard hair do.

Got anything for horse hair?

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

A pod of bleached whales,

When Rob used the word 'love' he was always talking about his hair.

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'My clippers are on the blink.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Just the usual, thanks.

Mop chop.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'

Lego Haircut

Barber College - Sam's Hats.

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

The split end is near.

Blonde woman with bottle of peroxide.It reads:'Warning causes dizziness.'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'