Hair Styling Humblebrag Pillows

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

Haircuts

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Hair Crop Circle

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A Macaroni in 1772

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Lego Haircut

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Baby Hairstyles.

"I don't like your application."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Not you. Your hair.

What price beauty?

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Military style hedgehog

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"