Hair Styling Sleuth Pillows

"How she does her hair is a bit of a mystery."

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What price beauty?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Like my new haircut?"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Missing my hair.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

The barber

Young Elvis

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

Moses gives his wife split ends

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.

"High Fashion"

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Evergreen' my patootie.'

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

Beauty Bee

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.