Hair Styling Diva Pillows

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

"Home depot."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

A day at the races

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Girl trying to be a woman

Beehive Hairstyle

Barbara Cartland

Shoe Whore

Medusa at the hair stylists.

'It's up to you son.... A haircut or a flea collar.'

"That's a plumage don't."