Hair Styling Diva Prints

Updated Opera: The Hairstylist of Seville.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Home depot."

Little Princess.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Kensington Fluffies

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Hair: Full Cut / Beer: Half Cut

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

A day at the races

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Shoe Whore

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Barbara Cartland

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Bun Lift

Beehive Hairstyle

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Girl trying to be a woman

Medusa at the hair stylists.

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"That's a plumage don't."