Hairstyle Pillows

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

I know, isn't if funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

"Why shouldn't I get my hair cut during office hours? It grows during office hours..."

'More hair than brains.'

The Dread Arrows

'I've been told I need to let my hair down.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Haircuts

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

Hair Crop Circle

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

A Macaroni in 1772

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

Lego Haircut

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Not you. Your hair.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Baby Hairstyles.

What price beauty?

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'