Hair Extension Advocate Gifts

"I'm not overly fussed with these hare extentions."

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Is that a wig?'

"This is all my own hair."

'Normally, I'd give a man in your condition six months to live, but we have a special this week on eight months!'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

The haircut is invented

Mowing His Hairy back.

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"