Hairpiece Advocate Gifts

Lion Toupee

"Absolutely not!"

Curling your hair for no reason

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'Is that a wig?'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"This is all my own hair."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Something for the weekend?Not with this haircut!'

Mowing His Hairy back.

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

The haircut is invented