Hairpiece Aficionado Gifts

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

An unseasonal gust of wind at the Toupee Convention.

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Like my new haircut?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Nice haircut."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Hairstyles

Two men in barber shop

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Georgian head-dress