Hairpiece Aficionado T-Shirts

A halo lifts a toupee off an angel.

An unseasonal gust of wind at the Toupee Convention.

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"Like my new haircut?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Two men in barber shop

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'