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"Number 48, "Gents wig, natural look"..."

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Square Cut

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Hairstyles

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Young Elvis

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.