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"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Bald Man Overcomb

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Toupee in a tin.

Bobo's Barber Shop

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Centurion in a Shower

"And you thought you were having a bad hair day."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"The combover works even less now that you're using your back hair."