Headdress Enthusiast Gifts

From a beautiful miniature

"Absolutely not!"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Nice haircut."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

Two men in barber shop

Curtains haberdashery

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"My regular hair stylist is on vacation."

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

An afterthought/An afrothought

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Today's Rapunzel

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Center parting please."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

Shrub-sized afro gets a trim.

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'