Hairpiece Analyst Gifts

Nice toupee, Dr. Kapuchnik. But … is it honest? At least a toupee is honest about its dishonesty, Al. Compared to what? A beret.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Military style hedgehog

Curling your hair for no reason

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Hair Salon.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"This is all my own hair."

The last of the mullet.

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

'Is that a wig?'