Hairpiece Analyst Gifts

"Absolutely not!"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Curling your hair for no reason

Military style hedgehog

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.

The last of the mullet.

"She massages egos."

"This is all my own hair."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.