Hairpiece Humorist Gifts

"To my hairs..."

Sir, I seem to have misplaced my toupee. Young man, there's hair in my soup! Thank goodness it's the weekend. There's soup in my hair!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

A fly-fisherman ,while casting, hooks and removes his friends hat.

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

'...why pay a fortune...'

'I've been telling you your toupee looks like nest material.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Bald Man Overcomb

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Operation Chrome Dome.

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Open up the Shops!

Toupee in a tin.

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"