Hairpiece Collector Gifts

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'

"How'd you know it was a hairpiece?"

"The truth is, I got sick and tired of expensive hairpieces that ended up LOOKING like rugs, and one thing just led to another!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

I love the Shard

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I know your mother."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Bobo's Barber Shop

Drinking Hats

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."