Hairpin Collector Gifts

'Got a hairpin.'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Does my head look big in this?'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Best in Heat.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Corn Lizard

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

Bee hives to let.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Hooks R Us.

Octopus Baseball Fan

Ed's Salary Cap

Kitty stoners.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'Now we're going to test your reflexes.'

"I can't give you a raise, but I can give you this 'Also Participated' ribbon."

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

'I like the hat.'

Handicap