Tin Collector Gifts

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

The Oxford Comma Coin

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

One book... One book... One book...

Girl holding money.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."