Tin Collector Pillows

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

Money god

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Dept. of the Treasury

The Oxford Comma Coin

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

One book... One book... One book...

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Girl holding money.

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'