Hairpiece Collector T-Shirts

'How much is the cute brown one in the window?'

"How'd you know it was a hairpiece?"

"The truth is, I got sick and tired of expensive hairpieces that ended up LOOKING like rugs, and one thing just led to another!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I know your mother."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Drinking Hats

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Perhaps this one, sir."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"I think it's your cap, Slim. The cows don't see you as an authority figure."

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet