Silver Hair Advocate Pillows

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Old Love

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Is that a wig?'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."