Silver Hair Advocate Prints

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

Old Love

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"This is all my own hair."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

'Is that a wig?'