Recovering From Hair Loss Gifts

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Spa

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Vlad the Inhaler

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

The barber

'What's for desert?'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K